Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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