So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's blow job season.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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