I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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