He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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