She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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