I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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