I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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