He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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