What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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