is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
