I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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