I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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