"it" just moved
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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