You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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