it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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