it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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