yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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