I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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