And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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