I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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