i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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