he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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