but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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