Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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