Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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