He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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