i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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