help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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