On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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