Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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