I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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