They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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