Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm always down for nudity.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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