He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
