we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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