i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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