when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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