The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I puked a lego.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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