You're completely useless in the revolution.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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