new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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