You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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