He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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