i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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