The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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