No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
