I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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