i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
