she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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