is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I am mentally ready for anal.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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