Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
