But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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